i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
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tumblr is giving me the option of following myself
do it
rip open a hole in spacetime
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no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30
first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr
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FUCK YEAH, SAVE THE EAGLES!
FUCKING THIS OH MY GOD.
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Sometimes you make an argument that’s so solid and logical that you’re absolutely certain you got your point across, then someone replies to it with something so mindblowingly stupid that you have no idea how they managed to graduate from middle school.
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